"An act of kindness often times goes unnoticed. It’s nice to see someone take the time to show their appreciation. THANK YOU to the MPD officer that helped this stranded motorist and THANK YOU to the citizen that shared this photo!" via Wives Behind the Badge, Inc. MODESTO POLICE DEPARTMENT on Facebook
Idk if this can really be considered an act of kindness, I mean the car was blocking the road and any police officer is gonna say that it needs to be moved out of the way of traffic, and I’ll be fucked if he tells me to move my broken down car and doesn’t help me move it. He’s really just doing what police are ACTUALLY supposed to do.
i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
But if I saw a black kid sitting on his porch with a microphone and I told him to kick his favorite Jay-Z verse, I’d be racist.
This friday a bunch of local metal bands are playing at the door and covering a bunch of nu metal songs from the 90’s and early 2000’s and I’m so stoked about it.
Catch me in a white tall tee, camo cargo shorts and a red baseball cap with a seriously fucked up goatee.
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
you will be stupid
you are stupid
you were stupid
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP
Rain Wilson just tweeted my portrait of him so I suppose it’s a good time yo post it here too. You rock @rainnwilson!
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
Q. “Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?”
A. “One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.”