Tyler
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DFW/TX
aspiring politician/professional racecar driver
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policecars:

"An act of kindness often times goes unnoticed. It’s nice to see someone take the time to show their appreciation. THANK YOU to the MPD officer that helped this stranded motorist and THANK YOU to the citizen that shared this photo!" via Wives Behind the Badge, Inc. MODESTO POLICE DEPARTMENT on Facebook

Idk if this can really be considered an act of kindness,  I mean the car was blocking the road and any police officer is gonna say that it needs to be moved out of the way of traffic, and I’ll be fucked if he tells me to move my broken down car and doesn’t help me move it. He’s really just doing what police are ACTUALLY supposed to do.

policecars:

"An act of kindness often times goes unnoticed. It’s nice to see someone take the time to show their appreciation. THANK YOU to the MPD officer that helped this stranded motorist and THANK YOU to the citizen that shared this photo!" via Wives Behind the Badge, Inc. MODESTO POLICE DEPARTMENT on Facebook

Idk if this can really be considered an act of kindness, I mean the car was blocking the road and any police officer is gonna say that it needs to be moved out of the way of traffic, and I’ll be fucked if he tells me to move my broken down car and doesn’t help me move it. He’s really just doing what police are ACTUALLY supposed to do.

(via shar-fireshar)

azgunguy:

johnnysixpack:

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

But if I saw a black kid sitting on his porch with a microphone and I told him to kick his favorite Jay-Z verse, I’d be racist.

Exactly.

(via shar-fireshar)

This friday a bunch of local metal bands are playing at the door and covering a bunch of nu metal songs from the 90’s and early 2000’s and I’m so stoked about it.

Catch me in a white tall tee, camo cargo shorts and a red baseball cap with a seriously fucked up goatee.

(Source: vloktburz, via freexcitizen)

apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

(via shar-fireshar)

shar-fireshar:

These are all gold

(Source: best-of-memes)

richpellegrino:

Rain Wilson just tweeted my portrait of him so I suppose it’s a good time yo post it here too. You rock @rainnwilson!
https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/503755343776993280

richpellegrino:

Rain Wilson just tweeted my portrait of him so I suppose it’s a good time yo post it here too. You rock @rainnwilson!

https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/503755343776993280

(via dundermifflinscranton)

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via freexcitizen)

communistjokes:

Q. “Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?”
A. “One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.”