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mcmuph1n:

rusty——shackleford:

Riding around in a crew truck with some new guy. As if he hadn’t already made enough of a fool of himself by bragging about a completely unrealistic gun collection, he starts talking about an AA-12 and shows us a video of Russian special forces that trained the US…

At least 3/4 of the people I work with are that type of person, unfortunately. And half of them can’t even keep their lies consistent.

Riding around in a crew truck with some new guy. As if he hadn’t already made enough of a fool of himself by bragging about a completely unrealistic gun collection, he starts talking about an AA-12 and shows us a video of Russian special forces that trained the US military with it.

The video was FPS Russia.

moshturbate:

I think I’d look cute in between your legs

(via anothersh0tatlife)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via shar-fireshar)

I will never understand why people that drive front wheel drive cars put staggered wheels on there car with the rear wheels being wider.

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amphigoryglory:

Ballin’

(via zeren)

sherlockgurrl asked: DOGS ARE BETTER THAN YOU ISREALI ZIONIST JEWS

eretzyisrael:

Ha! That Isreali funny!