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spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

(via shar-fireshar)

shar-fireshar:

These are all gold

(Source: best-of-memes)

richpellegrino:

Rain Wilson just tweeted my portrait of him so I suppose it’s a good time yo post it here too. You rock @rainnwilson!
https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/503755343776993280

richpellegrino:

Rain Wilson just tweeted my portrait of him so I suppose it’s a good time yo post it here too. You rock @rainnwilson!

https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/503755343776993280

(via dundermifflinscranton)

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via freexcitizen)

communistjokes:

Q. “Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?”
A. “One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.”

apriki:
militiamedic:

revengeofthemudbutt:

we-got-dods-here:

I may have almost pissed myself laughing at this just now

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE ERUPTING.


I want pictures based on this. Harry with a 1911. Ron Weasley with an AK. Hermione with a Tavor. Hagrid mounting 240Bs to a hippogriff.

militiamedic:

revengeofthemudbutt:

we-got-dods-here:

I may have almost pissed myself laughing at this just now

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE ERUPTING.

I want pictures based on this. Harry with a 1911. Ron Weasley with an AK. Hermione with a Tavor. Hagrid mounting 240Bs to a hippogriff.

(via red-dirt-roads)

(Source: oreimo, via priceofliberty)